“fuck you’re old.” Birthday Card


Say it like it is with this birthday card. They’re old af.

This A6 greeting card measures 98mm x 140mm when folded. Printed on FSC-certified paper. A kraft envelope is included. Designed and printed in Auckland, New Zealand.

(6 customer reviews)

Shop til you drop! We offer flat-rate shipping on all greeting cards, no matter how many you order. Don’t forget to take advantage of our free shipping offer – spend $50 or more and we’ll ship for free (excluding rural delivery addresses, sorry).

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  1. Annette M (verified owner)

    Now this one I think is awesome. Have to wait till the end of the month to see if the recipient feels the same way.

  2. Ariaana (verified owner)

    Got this and love it! Fast shipping too! Just buy it you’ll like it

  3. MP

    Is brilliant

  4. Sue (verified owner)

    Love it, can’t wait to give it. Delivered within the week.

  5. Greg S (verified owner)

    Bought a bunch of cards to keep at home ready to give out … gave one to my brother in-law last week. Fast delivery and awesome quality … definitely recommend!

  6. Fiona (verified owner)

    I bought a swag of cards to have in stock for birthdays throughout the year. I’ll be back to stock up for other occasions. Love supporting audacious local creators 😊

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