Closing Down Sale 👋🏻
We’re packing our bags (and two cats) for an exciting move overseas at the beginning of 2025!
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While stocks last. We're closing for good on 31st January 2025.
4 FOR $20 $10 DEAL
Grab any 4 greeting cards for $10!
FSC-Certified Papers
Printed on sustainably-sourced papers.
Designed & Printed in NZ
Printed sustainably here in New Zealand.
All good things must come to an end. We can’t thank you enough for all the support we have received over the past few years. If you haven’t already, make sure to grab the last few remaining cards before they’re gone for good!
– Koon & Tyler, Founders of ducking hell.
best-selling greeting cards.
$3 each or any 4 cards for $10!
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4 For $10
“i love the shit out of you.” Valentines Card
3 left in stockOriginal price was: $6.00.$3.00Current price is: $3.00. -
4 For $10
“i love you as much as kmart.” Valentines Card
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4 For $10
“santa isn’t real.” Christmas Card
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4 For $10
“you load the dishwasher wrong but i still love you.” Valentines Card
Only 1 left in stockOriginal price was: $6.00.$3.00Current price is: $3.00. -
4 For $10
“merry christmas. oh wait you work in retail.” Christmas Card
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4 For $10
“happy birthday big unit.” Birthday Card
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4 For $10
“thanks mum for not putting me up for adoption.” Mother’s Day Card
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4 For $10
“you’re my favourite mum.” Mother’s Day Card
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4 For $10
“you’re not the worst.” Valentines Card
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4 For $10
“thanks mum for finding my shit.” Mother’s Day Card
2 left in stockOriginal price was: $6.00.$3.00Current price is: $3.00.
$2 cringey punny cards.
warning: it's cringe.
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“Why was the anti-vaxxer’s 4 year old child crying?” Greeting Card
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“If I were you, I’d want me too” Greeting Card
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“You’re a psycho, but I still love you” Greeting Card
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“I’m reading a book about anti-gravity.” Greeting Card
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“sevens or eights.” Greeting Card
2 left in stockOriginal price was: $6.00.$2.00Current price is: $2.00.
2 for $1 mini cards!
who has $$ to spend on fancy greeting cards when a tiny card will do the job.
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2 For $1
“happy birthday bestie.” Mini Birthday Card
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2 For $1
“merry fucking whatever.” Mini Christmas Card
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2 For $1
“happy birthday old man.” Mini Birthday Card
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2 For $1
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2 For $1
“don’t be a cunt this christmas.” Mini Christmas Card
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2 For $1
“merry christmas dickhead.” Mini Christmas Card
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2 For $1
sorry all i got you was this tiny card. I spent all my money at kmart.
7 left in stockOriginal price was: $3.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00. -
2 For $1
“happy birthday big unit.” Mini Birthday Card
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2 For $1
“sayonara, bitch.” Mini Farewell Card
3 left in stockOriginal price was: $3.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00. -
2 For $1
“k bye.” Mini Farewell Card
Only 1 left in stockOriginal price was: $3.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00.
$20 $6 passive aggressive art prints.
spice up your home with some sass.
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“don’t happy. be worry.” A3 Art Print
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“more wine less whine.” A3 Art Print
Only 1 left in stockOriginal price was: $20.00.$6.00Current price is: $6.00.
top it up with $5 $2.50 gift tags.
it's icing on the cake.
Loooooove these cards, they're brilliant! Will definitely buy more in the future. In the past I've bought from the Comedy Card Company but I think they're UK, and I'd rather support a NZ company!Kris26 August 2024
Love this Can’t wait to give it to my friendDonna Ballantyne14 May 2024
Whenever I leave a message on my mothers' phone or send her a present I always sign it "Love, your favourite daughter". When I saw this on the website I knew I had to buy it. I sent this to my mother and she received it this morning... When I rang today, she said she'd opened the card and laughed out loud (my mother is not known for laughing out loud). Mission accomplished.Kirstin10 May 2024
I bought a swag of cards to have in stock for birthdays throughout the year. I'll be back to stock up for other occasions. Love supporting audacious local creators 😊Fiona3 May 2024
Awesome little addition to a gift. My friend was literally joking with me a week prior that I was getting him a puppy. So slapped on of these bad boys on the real gift which added to the whole experience. Great ideas.Debbie Smalley28 April 2024
- Bought a bunch of cards to keep at home ready to give out ... gave one to my brother in-law last week. Fast delivery and awesome quality ... definitely recommend!
Greg S25 March 2024
Love that it matched my sarcasmKerry23 December 2023
Ducking hilarious 🤣 a couple of Christm Ducking hilarious A couple of suggestions…… ho fucking ho and it’s your birthday? Whoopty freaking fucking do! Not originalLeigh Michelle Phillips26 October 2023
- Love it, can't wait to give it. Delivered within the week.
Sue25 October 2023
Great. I loved it so did he.Jay3 September 2023
Is brilliantMP5 July 2023
- Is brilliant
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Is brilliant!
It’s fcuking awesome- Quick delivery. Awesome, creative cards. It is always hard to pick from such a great variety. Will happily purchase more in the future. Thank you
Gemma13 May 2023
- Mother loved it! Just buy it she'll like it
Ariaana22 March 2023
- Good gift for sibling. Got this for my sister she loved it and thought it was hilarious
- Got this and love it! Fast shipping too! Just buy it you'll like it
Perfect card for a special birthday for a mateRebecca16 March 2023