Our Story.

Hi ya! 👋 Thanks for checking us out. We are Koon and Tyler, founders of this wee small business, ducking hell.

ducking hell. started off as a fun idea during the August 2021 lockdown. Our goal is to spread joy and laughter through brutal, no-frills, no-chill words. And what a better way of doing that than through greeting cards!

We officially launched in May 2022, selling brutally honest greeting cards online and at markets around Auckland.

Even though we both work full time, ducking hell. is keeping us hella busy after work and on the weekends.

We’d love to take this business to the next level! So whether it’s your first time browsing today, or you’ve been a long-time customer, we just wanted to say a BIG THANKS for supporting us and our wee business.

Founders of ducking hell. Greeting Cards at the craft market stall in Auckland, New Zealand.
  • Love this Can’t wait to give it to my friend
    Donna Ballantyne14 May 2024
  • Whenever I leave a message on my mothers' phone or send her a present I always sign it "Love, your favourite daughter". When I saw this on the website I knew I had to buy it. I sent this to my mother and she received it this morning... When I rang today, she said she'd opened the card and laughed out loud (my mother is not known for laughing out loud). Mission accomplished.
    Kirstin10 May 2024
  • I bought a swag of cards to have in stock for birthdays throughout the year. I'll be back to stock up for other occasions. Love supporting audacious local creators 😊
    Fiona3 May 2024
  • Awesome little addition to a gift. My friend was literally joking with me a week prior that I was getting him a puppy. So slapped on of these bad boys on the real gift which added to the whole experience. Great ideas.
    Debbie Smalley28 April 2024
  • Bought a bunch of cards to keep at home ready to give out ... gave one to my brother in-law last week. Fast delivery and awesome quality ... definitely recommend!
    Greg S25 March 2024
  • Love that it matched my sarcasm
    Kerry23 December 2023
  • Ducking hilarious 🤣 a couple of Christm Ducking hilarious A couple of suggestions…… ho fucking ho and it’s your birthday? Whoopty freaking fucking do! Not original
    Leigh Michelle Phillips26 October 2023
  • Love it, can't wait to give it. Delivered within the week.
    Sue25 October 2023
  • Great. I loved it so did he.
    Jay3 September 2023
  • Is brilliant
    MP5 July 2023
  • Is brilliant
    MP5 July 2023
  • Is brilliant
    MP5 July 2023
  • Is brilliant!
    MP5 July 2023
  • It’s fcuking awesome
    Martin P28 May 2023
  • Quick delivery. Awesome, creative cards. It is always hard to pick from such a great variety. Will happily purchase more in the future. Thank you
    Gemma13 May 2023
  • Mother loved it! Just buy it she'll like it
    Ariaana22 March 2023
  • Good gift for sibling. Got this for my sister she loved it and thought it was hilarious
    Ariaana22 March 2023
  • Got this and love it! Fast shipping too! Just buy it you'll like it
    Ariaana22 March 2023
  • Perfect card for a special birthday for a mate
    Rebecca16 March 2023
  • Now this one I think is awesome. Have to wait till the end of the month to see if the recipient feels the same way.
    Annette M13 March 2023
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